{UAH} NECROPHILIA IN COURT

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a

disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and...
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

The case was dismissed and the judge announced the following warnings:

For the ladies:: PLEASE TRY
TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING
THE ACT.

For the guys: IF THERE IS
NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP
IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF
SHE IS ALIVE ....!!! Case dismissed!

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