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{UAH} SOME WIERED LEGAL ACTS IN PLACES TO AVOID OR TAKE ADVANTAGE OF

I received one of these "factoid emails" I know we have members from the Lebanon, and from other places these claims are made about. Can anyone confirm any facts about these or are they just rubbish?

Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,

But the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male

Animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's

Genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the

Examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.

This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased

Must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the

Countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the

Privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins

To marry.

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her

Adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The

Husband's' illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any

Manner desired.

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only

In tropical fish stores.

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her

Husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the

Room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a

Woman and her daughter at the same time.

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending

Machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a

Vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold

For consumption on the premises."

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times

Its own weight and always falls over on its right side when

Intoxicated.

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

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And, the best for last:

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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Gwokto La'Kitgum
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"Even a small dog can piss on a tall building" Jim Hightower

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