{UAH} Fw: this cracked me up
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Dear God!
Greetings from Uganda! And how is Amin and Obote if at all they managed to enter your eternal kingdom! Tell Muteesa, Binaisa and Yusuf Lule that the country once they led is in unspeakable condition. Ebintu bibi ddala! For Lutwa he may not complain, his son serves as a minister kale oyo muleke!
Well, the main purpose of this letter is to complain. Actually, I have written this letter in bad faith. For your son's sake, why did you create me in this generation? Why didnt you wait abit longer? Ndi munyivu nnyo!
Abantu abajja nga tebambadde na underwear in 1986 are now stinking rich. Did you send them to rob us clean, oh Lord?! Yes, they tell us that you sent them! And how could creat one person with a vision? Nze nali sisobola? And as if its not enough, you made them to dicover oil, ate ababbi bwoyongera? And please, inform those people who died in the "liberation war" nti "obusajja bwabalimba..bafiira bwerere."
The boat is flooded but the captain is asleep. Jesus never turned against the people in the flooded boat, he woke up and soothed the storm. The storm in Uganda is about poverty, unemployment, corruption( stealing), vote rigging, kondolism, no medicine and brutality. Can't you do something, Oh Lord!
Sadly, the religious leaders we expected to do something like Janan Luwum, Bishop Kiwanuka did in the past generations are busy enjoying the free cars, free money and trips abroad. They are so silent. The pastors are conmen, smugglers and rapist. Dont dare send your son back, they will poison him.
Anyway, I have to end from here! Tell Gaddafi that his friend Robert Mugabe and the Man in the Hat are missing him sooooo much! Nti ne his step-daughter married to an American dude, yakoowa abayaye be Uganda! Ndabira Cerinah, nti We miss her so much!
yours very annoyed,
Gwewatonda
Greetings from Uganda! And how is Amin and Obote if at all they managed to enter your eternal kingdom! Tell Muteesa, Binaisa and Yusuf Lule that the country once they led is in unspeakable condition. Ebintu bibi ddala! For Lutwa he may not complain, his son serves as a minister kale oyo muleke!
Well, the main purpose of this letter is to complain. Actually, I have written this letter in bad faith. For your son's sake, why did you create me in this generation? Why didnt you wait abit longer? Ndi munyivu nnyo!
Abantu abajja nga tebambadde na underwear in 1986 are now stinking rich. Did you send them to rob us clean, oh Lord?! Yes, they tell us that you sent them! And how could creat one person with a vision? Nze nali sisobola? And as if its not enough, you made them to dicover oil, ate ababbi bwoyongera? And please, inform those people who died in the "liberation war" nti "obusajja bwabalimba..bafiira bwerere."
The boat is flooded but the captain is asleep. Jesus never turned against the people in the flooded boat, he woke up and soothed the storm. The storm in Uganda is about poverty, unemployment, corruption( stealing), vote rigging, kondolism, no medicine and brutality. Can't you do something, Oh Lord!
Sadly, the religious leaders we expected to do something like Janan Luwum, Bishop Kiwanuka did in the past generations are busy enjoying the free cars, free money and trips abroad. They are so silent. The pastors are conmen, smugglers and rapist. Dont dare send your son back, they will poison him.
Anyway, I have to end from here! Tell Gaddafi that his friend Robert Mugabe and the Man in the Hat are missing him sooooo much! Nti ne his step-daughter married to an American dude, yakoowa abayaye be Uganda! Ndabira Cerinah, nti We miss her so much!
yours very annoyed,
Gwewatonda
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