{UAH} Fwd: THE MALE ORGAN DESCRIBED BY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

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From: Gwokto La'Kitgum <gwokto15@yahoo.ca>

A Male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest…       INDIA Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like labourers. Question: How can you say so? Ms India: Because they work day and night... (Applause! Applause!  Applause!)     SINGAPORE   Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say the Male Organs in Singapore are very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so? Ms Singapore: Because they always want to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over... (Applause! Applause!  Applause!)     MALAYSIA   Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia  are like Proton Cars. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Because they look tough but are actually very soft... (Applause! Applause!  Applause!)     KUWAIT   Question: Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait  are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Kuwait: Because they like to enter through the back door... (Applause! Applause!  Applause!)       PHILIPPINES   Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gossips or rumours. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because they pass from mouth to mouth... (Applause! Applause!  Standing ovation!)     SPAIN   Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Spain: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like our very own Fighting Bulls or Toros. Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because they charge in every time they see an opening... (Applause! Applause!  Applause!)     USA   Question: Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because they stand up every time they see a woman… (Applause! Applause!  Applause!)