{UAH} Fwd.ed,

SOCCER IS DEMONIC! - HERE'S WHY.

[HUSBAND and WIFE LAY SILENTLY IN
BED]

Wife starts to think
Why is he not talking to
me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
... ... Does he like someone
else?
Is he seeing another woman?
Don't I appeal to him
anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my
face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he thinking of divorce?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
Does my make up repel
him these days.
Is he upset with my
nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET FOR God'$ SAKE?!?
She gathers courage and confront him:
Why are you so silent, what have I done?
[Husband turns swiftly and responds:-]
Why on earth should Arsene Wenger
release Van Persie to Man United when

we need a good striker the most?

- Patrick Bashabomwe