{UAH} ISRAEL'S TO HELL WITH PALESTINIANS

On my flight to New York, there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a

sign on the door that said, "Occupied."

How many Palestinians does it take to change a

light bulb?

None!
They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway

play,

"The Palestinians"?

It bombed!!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?

It features full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank ?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel !

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police.

"Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up

so I could sleep with 72 virgins.

All I said was, 'I'm dying to get laid!'"

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?

"Live ammunition."