{UAH} BEWARE THIN SANTA CLAUS, SENSITIZE YOU KIDS

It's Christmas season a wish you all country men and women a verry merry merry one. 

Avoid being embarrassed by hyper-excited kids. The Uganda folks in Ottawa once learnt this the hard way during a country Christmas party. The hired Santa turned out way tardy to make the appearance in time so an alternative choice had to be hurriedly appointed. Us oldies didnt know we made a bad choice whose appearance immediately traumatized the little rascals. Dude was one heck of a jolly friendly character, appropriately tall BUT very thin. But that only one disater in itself. 

Turnes out the kids were less traumatized and able to voice their anger and disatisfaction rose up with various complains about the Santa such that questions like these were immediately raised:

1 - How come Santa is very thin?

2 - Santa is Black. What did you do to Santa? 

3 - I think this poor, thin and Black Santa has no gifts.

4 - His voice doesnt sound like Santa's

That wasnt the climax of the unfolding turn of events. Many refused to sit on the thin, black Santa's lap for photo shoots and nearly all yanked out their gifts from Santa as tho fearing the poor icon could decide to hold them bck and many simply snatched their gifts and ran away to their mothers, traumatized and didnt want to stay anywhere near this thin, black poor looking Santa.

And, dont forget the Santa also failed the deep rumbling voice test but we didnt know.

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower