{UAH} THE EVOLUTION OF A UGANDAN WOMAN
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THE EVOLUTION OF A UGANDAN WOMAN
Between 16 and 20, a woman is like a LUO, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like a MUTORO, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like a MUGANDA, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like an ITESO. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like a MUKIGA, lost the war and haunted by mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like a MUGISU, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like a KAKWA, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become KARIMOJONG, almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
Between 16 and 20, a woman is like a LUO, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like a MUTORO, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like a MUGANDA, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like an ITESO. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like a MUKIGA, lost the war and haunted by mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like a MUGISU, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like a KAKWA, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become KARIMOJONG, almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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Gwokto La'Kitgum"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower
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