{UAH} BEAT IT BABOONS...! IT'S A LUO THINGI

LUO is not a tribe, its a
software!

The most trending prophet of
God in Kenya right now is a Luo
from Yimbo siaya called OWUOR
DAVID.

The most CONNED presidential
candidate is a Luo from siaya
too called... ODINGA Raila.

The football team in Kenya with
most Hooligans is made up of
Luos, it is called GOR MAHIA

The president of the most
powerful country is a Luo from
siaya again called OBAMA
Barack.

The African woman winning US
Oscars right now is a Luo called
Nyong'o LUPITA.

The only tribe to go for
voluntary male circumcision are
Luos
Latest reports indicate that
after the so called devolution,
Kenya has only ONE city called
KISUMU CITY.

The only recognized slum in
Nairobi accommodates mostly
Luos.

The first policewoman to put on
a miniskirt as a police uniform
is also Linda Okello a luo lady
too.

The 1st man and Governor to
slap a Woman (rep) in public, is
a Luo called KIDERO!!

The first man to marry more
than 50 women and service all
of them is a Luo- Akuku Danger

The first African woman to drive
safari rally is a Luo from Gem
Orie Rogo Manduli

.Luoz don't fight, but argue
physically

•They don't fail ,but differ with
examiners

•They don't go to school ,they
attend classes

•They don't get grades,they
attain grades

•They don't visit hospitals, they
seek medical attention

•They don't eat food ,they
partake of meals

•They don't drive cars,they spin
automobiles

•They don't go for holidays, they
take vocation

•They don't calculate maths,
they solve mathematical
problems
•They don't die ,they are
promoted to glory or simply RIP
•
•They don't fall down,they make
gravitational contact

•They are not manambas or
makangas, they are PSV
accountants

•They don't go to toilet,they
respond to call of nature

•They don't arrive, they land

•They don't give birth, they
reproduce

•They don't lose, they postpone
victory

•They don't shout, but speak in
capital letters

•They never become broke, they
r usually on financial off peak

•Luos don't flash, but test the
recipient morale

.They don't throw stones, it's a
gift from king David

• • •Luos don't shrub, they
preserve letters, e.g in words
like "Chapat", "Kabat" etc "i" is
used in iPhone, ipad, internet
etc

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

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