{UAH} Joseph Kony isn't dead!

It's just fictitious and satirical to say
that an American commando has
succeeded to surround Kony and gun
him down together with some other rebels!
Leading world medias aren't aware of this info
which stems from a mere mockery by a report
in National Report whose authenticity can't be
correctly justified for what must be one of the catches of the century!
Kony is still broadly on the move and is successfully
continuing to elude the international community thru
wits and highly commendable terrain experience as a
real bush fighter!
The day he will be caught, all reading world medias will
have something great to report on and capital will be made
out of it!
If arrested, any leading criminal bureau on earth would just not like
to see him killed on the spot, but strongly interrogated in order
to get the best out of him regarding his special military tricks that have
puzzled and outwitted even the most advanced criminal hunters in existence!
Kony isn't only a very brutal Ugandan rebel or an international criminal but also something
of a kind of a military genius whose tricks mustn't simply die with him without having been
fully examined by others.


G.H.K.