{UAH} World cup polite note from husbands to wives ~ Ugandans At Heart (UAH)

Friends

It is very good when women decide to haunt men this far, what is strange is that women that make going after men this cheaply, and women that have strived so hard to find a way and every mean to demean men as stupid nincompoops always, remain the very women that scream bloody murder when our schools become taken over by gun holding freaks. Yes it is true in all years I have lived In North America I have never seen children using guns as a first weapon of defense as we have witnessed under Obama presidency. But I have as well not seen any leadership where women enjoy bullying men thus far. So the bet remains very simple. Women continue going after men and demean them as this posting for we are all stupid and nincompoops are agree to that. But it is time as well that women embrace themselves to cry when the kids get guns and use them as the only option left for men.

Change this writing replacing my dear wife to my dear husband and see how fast Margret Gichuki will flip against you calling you a women abuser.

On the 49^th Parallel

Thé Mulindwas Communication Group
"With Yoweri Museveni and Dr. Kiiza Besigye Uganda is in anarchy"
Kuungana Mulindwa Mawasiliano Kikundi
"Pamoja na Yoweri Museveni na Dk. Kiiza Besigye Uganda ni katika machafuko"

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Subject: [Mwananchi] World cup polite note from husbands to wives

My Dear Wife

The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve our marriage and your smile:
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we won't go.
... 3. You support the teams that I support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..
6. We can watch Daily tv soaps provided actors and actresses Are wearing football shirts and they are in Brazil.
7. You don't just pass infront of the tv if am watching football, you better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for football.
10. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing.
11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the World Cup.
12. If you miss the line up please ask, 'who is that guy?'.
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Bafana Bafana did not qualify.
Thank you,
Husbands.

__._,_.___

Posted by: margaret gichuki <wams2006@gmail.com>

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