{UAH} LIFE IN ESS GLOBAL RESOURCES

Challenging and exciting is the sum. Most of all, one forgets he or she is on the ground or up in the air somewhere over North America.

Just last week was when I confirmed a town I always thot was Utopian is indeed extant when it hit me like a Mt Elgon land-slide. There is such a town for real, called Truth Or Consequences in this world. Yeap..! It's in New Mexico, USA where my second assignment out of no where landed me and I couldnt make out mouthful. I know some idiot here is about to tell us he has been to this town already.

Some of you in Linked-In must have noticed this Baboon excelled recently into a Senior position in an American leader in the industry based in Buffalo Grove, Chicago.  I love it but its costly in a way - not financially, though. I realized I should have applied the promotion in another division than in the one I opted for. I had two division options as Senior Business Systems Analyst to select from.

When I read the job description as requiring 75-90% travels I dismissed it as an in-company joke and marketing ploy only to realize now that I am entangled in it that it is in fact true. With a maximum stay of 3 days at each location, going thru immeasurable amounts of data, analyzing and syncing with HQ, crisscrossing the North American airspace from the Atlantic to Pacific Coasts and from the Canadian Arctic to the Alligator swamps of Florida in six flights a week thru 5 time zones, is a dream job with such ridiculous amount of air travels I ever believed would come my way.

The only lie about this position is that it is not 75-90% but 90-99% travels in this continent.

That has been my life in these two weeks and today is my second week in the position but the Baboon is a total wreck after another 6 flights.

Which makes it proper to announce that my chances of meeting Pojim and Kiga Bwoy on the Pacific and Ocen on the Atlantic Coasts have extraordinarily increased to 99.9% - ceteris paribus. In fact, I browsed Ocen's chimney on my first leg of assignment last week with three days in Amherst, MA.. It was the second leg in that week which catapulted me from Amherst to that city with a mouthful to pronounce..

As company policy dictates for weekends, I am, matter of fact about to board at Pearson Airport, Toronto on an East bound flight to my crib, Montreal and come Monday I am again running everywhere like JWB Jnr caught in a 9/11 attack with no where to land. Next week is also when I will telecon with my bosses who have only one question for me. "Do you want to keep your present responsibilities?". 

Baboons, the answer will be NO but will still seek second oponion from my better half. I am making a right turn to the option I ran over but this time break and launch the highest Kigingi a UTC bus cant belittle..

Thanks to those of you in Linked-In who gave this Baboon a pat on his hairy back and those other ones from the opposite unmentionable who smooched my blackass chunky cheeks with invisible lipsticks to say congrats. And most esp. thank you to Anthony Rwaga in UK for taking over management and running the globally read Str8talk Chronicles. I am sure you will succeed in yanking in the elusive only one remaining country which hasnt discovered STC yet - Eritrea with at least one reader. 

One more week ruining all over North America like a rabid Chihuahua and I am done with crazy air travels. Madam said like week that i smelt jet fuel even after a deep bath. I pleaded my rightful 5th.

Until I am able to juggle work and private biz times, all private initiatives have been postponed indefinitely except my two Bestest friends - Mr. Appleton  Rum and Madam. 

A few more minutes and I am air up there.  More jet fuel. catch up later.

Aluta Continua

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

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