{UAH} NOW I KNOW JAPANESE AND CHINESE WILL NEVER GET ALONG

Baboons,

This morning as I walked away from parking my Rickshaw Walla I was hurriedly beckoned by I woman I knew to be Chinese on the front passenger seat of brand new Honda and another Chinaman in the driver's seat with his door ajar seemingly fidgeting with levers and buttons on the dashboard as tho searching for some crucial function. They both looked bedazzled by the cockpit-like driver's side.

Indeed that was exactly what was going on. The new car belonged to the lady and just like I was hurriedly beckoned to help out so was was Chinaman - which made two Chinese.

And what were they looking for?

Cruise Control. Yes, That was it and both were sweating mad bcos the Chinawoman was nervous about pulling into the streets with Cruise Control light locked on to active. The African in me wanted to show these Chinese that we can be more than mere "much-needed help".

I kicked out the dude and sat in the driving mode, hands on steering wheel and immediately instinct from previous Richshaw Wallas I have maneuvered told me nearly all Cruise Control buttons are a thumb distance away and .... viola....! There it was written on a button "Cruise". Either they couldnt read it or couldnt see the thingi. Turned it off and in seconds both Chinese were aggressively bowing with multiple "Tenkiu" to this Baboon.

Chinaman walked away perhaps embarrassed that a Baboon solve the puzzle. Baboon, too, walked away regretting why he didnt insist of a cruise ride to Nowhere in this cozy car.

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

"But this I know, UPC believed and still believes in

very high education. We can call Obote all bad names we have, but the bottom line remains that he got more scholarships for Buganda than all previous Uganda leaders combined. That includes Sir Edward Mutesa, President Lule, President Binayisa, up to and into Ssabasajja Mutebi. Who all happen to be Baganda leaders." Mulindwa

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