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{UAH} WE ARE CHANGING THE CLOCKS AND TONIGHT

Friends

 

If you are in North America, Canada specifically we are gaining an hour of sleep tonight. I intend to enjoy it and I intend to enjoy it undisturbed, so if you have a habit to call me in the night, realize that I have an hour extra of sleep at my old age. In all years I have posted this message I have made sure that I remind you the following, {1} If you have old clocks move them backwards one hour before you go to sleep tonight. If you drive an old canker change its time by moving it an hour backwards. That goes to everything in your life that does not change its self as my car which automatically sets its self and its entire systems to day saving or otherwise. And no offence at this age I God damn deserve it. {2} After you do all that, do you remember how I asked you last year to change the smoke detector and carbon monoxide detector battery? Tonight turn around and pull those batteries out and change them. And yes but of course I know they are still working, throw them out anyways. Let me use this chance to remind you as well that carbon monoxide is a silent killer than fire. It does not smell/have an odor and it does not have a color. It puts you to sleep and then it breaks your neck. For God’s sake install a carbon monoxide detector into your residence and in every room. They are cheap but they save lives you have no clue for the carbon monoxide that will kill you will be created by exactly what you have in your residence when you are asleep. If you have to choose between a carbon monoxide detector and a smoke detector kindly install a carbon monoxide detector for the heat of the fire and the cracking of your burnt Couche can wake you up. To those with a problem understanding where the clocks go, here is a good formula for free. In Spring we spring forward, so we lose an hour by jumping it. In fall we fall backwards for we lose an hour that had just passed.

 

Be good to one another, friends you have no idea how it pays refusing to be a moron. And I have seen them and the lives they live in diaspora. It is such a sad life.

 

EM

On the 49th Parallel          

                 Thé Mulindwas Communication Group
"With Yoweri Museveni, Ssabassajja and Dr. Kiiza Besigye, Uganda is in anarchy"
                    
Kuungana Mulindwa Mawasiliano Kikundi
"Pamoja na Yoweri Museveni, Ssabassajja na Dk. Kiiza Besigye, Uganda ni katika machafuko"

 

 

 

 

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