{UAH} HILARIOUS VIRUS WARNING TO ALL UGANDANS
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HILARIOUS VIRUS WARNING TO ALL UGANDANS
If you receive an e-mail entitled "71- year- old- Magufuli" delete it IMMEDIATELY.Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
1.It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
2.It deprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
3.It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.
4.This virus will stay in your computer for 30 more years before it's taken out.
5.It will cause roads to flood when it rains.
6.It will cause Besigye to be arrested 49 times a year.
7.It may cause Mbabazi to be arrested as soon as the Pope leaves the country.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
8.It will stop Mao from registering for MP when he least expects it.
9.It will replace Hon.Nantaba with a land grabber in Kayunga.
If the "71- year- old- Magufuli" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave all state corporations in a mess and blame other viruses for the it.
If opened in a Macintosh environment it will give you immeasurable pleasure the level of which you could only dream -- plus two dozen Tamare Mirundis! (Mac OS 10.2.6 only).
It will not only remove the forbidden 'independence' tags from Badru Kiggundu's mattresses and pillows.
It will also start a war with another neighboring country soon.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send to everyone. ....if you are a NRM, this is a joke.
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*Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba*
Stalk my blog at: http://semuwemba.com/
"These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about death and the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after."
-- If you receive an e-mail entitled "71- year- old- Magufuli" delete it IMMEDIATELY.Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
1.It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
2.It deprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
3.It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.
4.This virus will stay in your computer for 30 more years before it's taken out.
5.It will cause roads to flood when it rains.
6.It will cause Besigye to be arrested 49 times a year.
7.It may cause Mbabazi to be arrested as soon as the Pope leaves the country.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
8.It will stop Mao from registering for MP when he least expects it.
9.It will replace Hon.Nantaba with a land grabber in Kayunga.
If the "71- year- old- Magufuli" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave all state corporations in a mess and blame other viruses for the it.
If opened in a Macintosh environment it will give you immeasurable pleasure the level of which you could only dream -- plus two dozen Tamare Mirundis! (Mac OS 10.2.6 only).
It will not only remove the forbidden 'independence' tags from Badru Kiggundu's mattresses and pillows.
It will also start a war with another neighboring country soon.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send to everyone. ....if you are a NRM, this is a joke.
--
*Abbey Kibirige Semuwemba*
Stalk my blog at: http://semuwemba.com/
"These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about death and the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after."
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