{UAH} I will roast my clitoriiiis if M7 wins in 2016-MUK Prof Stella

I will roast my clitoriiiis if M7 wins in 2016-MUK Prof Stella

The Crazy Makerere Professor is back with again with a scaring after election resultion if Yoweri Museveni wins elections again in 2016. Stella Nyanzi dubbed the Professor with a teenage thinking has threatened to burn her private parts on a charcoal stove if the president dare wins again.

Stella Nyanzi continues to say that she will use the burnt piece of her clitor** as a crayon to dye all the Uganda Flag black. She doesn't stop there but promises to get a hoe and dig out her nipples once the electoral commission announces Museveni as the leader of Uganda for the next five years.

Stella promises to plunk out her brain and throw it in a papyrus kikapu and take them to parliament ceiling and doesn't stop there but also promises to pull out the fallopian tubes and the uterus plus all the ovaries make an expensive necklace and sell it on E-Bay (World's leading online seller) to the lowest bidder.

Below are the words of Professor Stella Nyanzi,  Makerere University the third largest University in Africa.

"If Museveni wins the presidential elections in February 2016, I will slowly remove my panties, sit by my burning charcoal-stove, roast my clitoris crunchy black, and use the burnt piece as a crayon to colour the Ugandan flag all black. In case the head of the electoral commission announces that Museveni is going to lead Uganda for five more years, I will get my hoe, carefully dig out my nipples from each breast, pound them into a red bloody paint to highlight the constitutional articles that raped presidential term limits out of our land. If the ballot swings in Museveni's favour, I will gently cut up my skull, yank my brains out of my head, put them in a white papyrus kikapu, take them to the House of Parliament, and nail them to the high ceiling of that powerful shrine. If Museveni wins this presidential election, I swear to God, I will pull out my fallopian tubes, ovaries and uterus, make them into a beautiful necklace and sell them wrapped in the national flag to the lowest bidder on e-bay. Where is the pride and honour in being a Ugandan citizen ruled for over thirty years by the same man?"

Stella Nyanzi is the Stella Nyanzi is a medical anthropologist with a PhD from the University of London based on ethnographic fieldwork of youth sexualities, sexual and reproductive health in The Gambia.

Lets keep our eyes open to see if Museveni wins the election, then a horror movie might happen next. But unless Museveni loses, her promises seem unrealistic but she may be the first heroine to do what seems impossible.

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"When a man is stung by a bee, he doesn't set off to destroy all beehives"

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