{UAH} A STRUCTURE OF UGANDAN PRESIDENTIAL CROWDS 2016
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MUSEVENI's CROWDS
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• 40%: Come to see Bebe cool and Chameleon
• 20%: Come to see the Helicopter
• 25%: Paid boda boda guys and crime preventors
• 5%: Come to get free t-shirts and capes
• 10%: NRM Diehards/ Ba mzee
Dr KIZZA BESIGYE'S CROWDS.
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• 98%: Real diehards who come to support and contribute towards the change coming on 18th
• 1%: Members of intelligence from government
• 1%: Come to confirm if Besigye is really an ILLUMINATI..
Mbu ye akikolatya okujjuza ebisaawe
MBABAZI's CROWDS
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• 40% : Old people who come to complain about their stolen land,broken legs,arms
• 30% : Banamwaandu abononya abasajja ku rally
•10%: Paid Boda Boda guys
• 10: Veterans who come to claim their pensions
•10: Children/ Non voters
Prof V BARYAMUREEBA's
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• 80% Desperate graduates that completed from MUK during his regime
• 10%: Kids who come to have a touch on his vehicle
• 10%: Pedestrians who were walking their ways and they just pass by
GEN BIRAAARO's CROWDS
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• 95%: Farmers
• 5%: Shamba boys
PASTOR ABED BWANIIKA's
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• 80%: Born agains and pastors who come to listen to the word of God from a presidential aspirant
•20%: Divorced couples that are seeking for a reunion
MABIRIIZI & KYALYA 's.
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• 60%: Basoga who come to support their own tribe mates
• 20%: Women and girls with problems from up to down there
• 10%: Horny men seeking appointments to represent from up to down there
•10%: Basoga who come suspecting there might be a refresher course on "HOW TO MAKE A GOOD CHAPATI" at the end of the rally
FROM THE ABOVE ANALYSIS, YOU KNOW WHO TO VOTE COME 18th.
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• 40%: Come to see Bebe cool and Chameleon
• 20%: Come to see the Helicopter
• 25%: Paid boda boda guys and crime preventors
• 5%: Come to get free t-shirts and capes
• 10%: NRM Diehards/ Ba mzee
Dr KIZZA BESIGYE'S CROWDS.
=======================
• 98%: Real diehards who come to support and contribute towards the change coming on 18th
• 1%: Members of intelligence from government
• 1%: Come to confirm if Besigye is really an ILLUMINATI..
Mbu ye akikolatya okujjuza ebisaawe
MBABAZI's CROWDS
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• 40% : Old people who come to complain about their stolen land,broken legs,arms
• 30% : Banamwaandu abononya abasajja ku rally
•10%: Paid Boda Boda guys
• 10: Veterans who come to claim their pensions
•10: Children/ Non voters
Prof V BARYAMUREEBA's
===================
• 80% Desperate graduates that completed from MUK during his regime
• 10%: Kids who come to have a touch on his vehicle
• 10%: Pedestrians who were walking their ways and they just pass by
GEN BIRAAARO's CROWDS
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• 95%: Farmers
• 5%: Shamba boys
PASTOR ABED BWANIIKA's
=====================
• 80%: Born agains and pastors who come to listen to the word of God from a presidential aspirant
•20%: Divorced couples that are seeking for a reunion
MABIRIIZI & KYALYA 's.
====================
• 60%: Basoga who come to support their own tribe mates
• 20%: Women and girls with problems from up to down there
• 10%: Horny men seeking appointments to represent from up to down there
•10%: Basoga who come suspecting there might be a refresher course on "HOW TO MAKE A GOOD CHAPATI" at the end of the rally
FROM THE ABOVE ANALYSIS, YOU KNOW WHO TO VOTE COME 18th.
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H.OGWAPITI
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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
---Theodore Roosevelt
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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
---Theodore Roosevelt
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