{UAH} KAYIBANDA MUSEVENI'S KANGAROO COURTS: AUSTRALIANS OBJECT

 

Frank Mujabi/Robert Atuhairwe/ Mukasri48,

 I have just been reliably informed by my  contacts down under, that all kangaroos in Australia are threatening to go on strike because of the sense of both outrage and umbrage they feel having Kayibanda Museveni's corrupt courts named after them. They claim they are honest and hard-working animals who live peacefully with their fellow original inhabitants of Australia, the aborigines. They therefore intend to file a suit for defamation, and have sent a letter of intent for the purpose to Mr Zuckerberg, the owner of Facebook, for allowing a malicious and defamatory falsehood to be published about them. Such publication, they assert, has hurt their feelings and  is a gross abuse of their human rights. In this, they are following in the footsteps of Amama Mambdazi's lawyer, Mr Muwema, who has also threatened to sue Mr Zuckerberg unless he reveals to him the true identity of Mr TVO Okwalinga, the mystical internet adversary of Kayibanda Museveni and nemesis of our own Dr Kipenji Owori. The kangaroos have however intimated that they may halt their intended action if Kayibanda Museveni surrenders himself to the jurisdiction of the ICC at the Haque, to face trial for numerous charges of crimes against international law, in particular, but not limited to, genocide,  war crimes, and crimes against humanity.