{UAH} Bsc in witchcraft

South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft!!!

The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training,
Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included
in the curriculum from 2018.
Speaking to representatives from student unions around the
country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged
future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. "There is a
lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that
winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate
traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It
also means we will not be importing fuel anymore." Blade said.
The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the
packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the
minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year.
The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make
an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested
and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.
He also invited witches from across the border, promising them
permanent residents permits. "I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home
affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from
outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard
Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches.
We are hoping they will heed the call", he added.
Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at
midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews.
There currently is an opening for 109 witches.

Via south African news

Lopirigo Kakwenza

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