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{UAH} THE WIERDEST DREAM ONE CAN IMAGINE

Baboons,

I had this weird dream that I was filthy rich, owned a huge mansion and lived in Johannesberg, South Africa.

Then things happened....

I was abducted by four exquisitely dressed men and taken hostage to another mansion in the city's north end.

The kidnappers told me they owed money to someone and demanded I give them money.

The shocker was that one of the kidnappers was this man, Alfonso Ribero of "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air. Yes....! Hard to believe.

Driven in their SUV, I asked them to take me to a Scotia Bank - which is a Canadian bank that I had my bankers in but I also suggested this particular branch bcos I knew it had a back door entrance.

And there we were. On entering the bank leaving them in the car I walked through to the back door and made a very slow escape into a ghetto.

It was a bad ghetto but a woman dryuing her laundry spotted me and called me into her house where I explained to her my ordeal.

But, Alfonso Ribero???-

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Gwokto La'Kitgum
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