{UAH} UGANDA AS A STATE IS FUCKED AND FOR LIFE

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As I start this very long piece, yes it  is going to be very long for its headline must be justified. There is nothing that I have learnt in Canada that has a value like a name. I have crossed so many bridges locally and on international level because my name is Edward Mulindwa. That name followed by my birth date, a social insurance number and a very terrible signature, is more powerful than all the money I have in banks, all investments I have done, and all credit cards in my wallet. I have walked in very complex offices to get services, to get contracts, to see faces of very respected people, and the moment I say by the way my name is EM, some girl on the side looks into the computer for two seconds, all lights on her screen go green,  and the doors start to open up. And that is not a firkin joke. A name is of more value to me that anything  on earth.

 

I have spent some man hours writing up pieces on what needs to be done in Uganda, so has Dan Bwanika, and Peter Simon Okurut wrote a certain piece I liked yesterday. Any discussion in the forum that is not about Museveni and how he has a huge ass, but to plan for the Uganda of 2045 count me in.

 

Here is the but part.

 

For  all those plans to be implemented and move that country forward, you need to infuse the knowledge of Ugandans in diaspora into it. You need our expertise and you need our monetary connection. You see as I stated some time back, in Canada we never do a job due to the money we have on our hands, we only do it based on the name we have.

A snow storm blanketed Toronto and at 2 pm Air Canada stopped to release the baggage of passengers. International flights start to show up at 2pm, BA comes into Toronto with two buses every day, Lufthansa two, KLM two, El Al two, American I have no clue, we have the Emirates that fly what we identify as Boeing the supers two. Those mother fuckers bring in 500 people a touchdown, and many others I have not listed.

 

Now imagine that every passenger has two suitcases, all those were pilled at Pearson and Pearson refused its people to walk the landing strips to give them to the customers. They wanted a company to take them off the ground, and make sure every passenger gets his/her case where ever they ended up. Our company sent us into Pearson to talk to the contacts. In 10 minutes we had acquired that contract and we started to move, for in 3 hours all suitcases had to be removed, stored, tagged and thrown on line, remember all passengers had to log on a website to fill up the address where they are, so that we send them out. Even if our company got 5 dollars a suitcase, it was a good contract negotiated in 10 minutes based on a God damn name.

 

Ugandans in diaspora to join the Ugandans at home, in building that country, we need to know who is who in that country. We need all the names, all the sex identification, all the face recognition equipment must be flown in, for it is the only way we can weed out the bad Ugandans from the good Ugandans. My bank manager, does not worry if I come to Uganda for an investment, and I lose the entire capital he has given to me, for that is replicable by the insurance, what is not replaceable is what I lose due to bad intention, and through the enemies of her Majesty. There is no single policy in Canada that covers those two losses. In order for me to protect the bank’s funds from those two sectors, we need to register every Ugandans and thus own a Uganda National Register. A source where I throw your name and it informs me how many times you pissed last year.

 

E-Commerce has educated us in one thing, run a multimillion investment on a lap top. Remember the suitcases of Air Canada? We needed about 50 people to run that operation, we needed a particular education, someone educated in logistics, someone educated in computer entry. We posted two ads on the net, we need a storage of this kind of square feet and this distance from Pearson, we need 50 people  with this kind of mobility and education. Under 20 minutes we had 10 storages listed, and we had about 200 people applying for the job. We selected the storage that we liked and we sent all the applicants to that address. In half an hour we were doing interviews and hiring, at the end of the hour we had the 50 we needed and loading started. That particular job was done for about 5 million dollars, in about one week we had vacated the storage and every employee gone his way. Thanks to E-Commerce.

 

Let us go back to the problem of Bwanika with Uganda rotting fruits, suppose I post on the net here that I need to preserve Uganda Mangoes, I need the brains of any one with a knowledge in the process. I can get  about 500 people applying in 5 minutes. Degree holders and some kids with fathers that have been in the processing of the fruits. That same day I will hire 100 people. Log on Air Canada website and book an air bus out of Toronto to Entebbe with 100 people.

My bank manager will send 50 million dollars to Kampala it lands before we take off from here. As we are targeting Nova Scotia to leave the Canadian air space into the Atlantic, the kids will have drafted out a plan of the industry we need to be built, they will know the good supplier of the equipment whether he is in China or Germany, we will order those equipment when we are in the air. 2 days later the equipment will land in Entebbe with the expertise we need to install them, the factory will be running in under a month.

Many of these kids will probably do it for free, all they need is my letter to their schools of time they spent doing volunteer work in Uganda. We will probably rent them one huge house in Uganda, where we get two old ladies to cook for them Matooke, and they will work their butts off. Fruits will be preserved, they will find you the international markets, they will draft your 2 5 and ten years plan and how to expand that factory to other regions of Uganda.

 

Here is the second but.

 

Few days ago, Abbey reminded me how he studied in  UMEA, beautiful school and beautiful Ndese town. I installed the phones in Ndese and in UMEA. One day when I was driving out of Kayunga, reaching Ndese we found a bunch of Acholis out of Bombo barracks stationed at Ndese. They were targeting Bugerere for the first time. And I have told this story before. They were going to loot the entire Bugerere and rape everything in a skirt, for that is what they had done in Luwero. The reason Bugerere was saved was that we were lucky to have a one Biridadi Muwonge, a Kyabazaala UPC stalwart, that instructed them to head back into Bombo barracks. That single instruction saved all the Bugerere vaginas from the Acholi goons.

 

Can you simply imagine if those Acholi had an access to a national register? Can you simply imagine if they knew all the names of none UPC Baganda, where they live and how many children and wives they had? They would have comeback and literary hunt down every Muganda and killed him, rape their wives and take all their belongings. Can you simply imagine if Dr Kiiza Besigye with Museveni had their hands on the national register? All UPC fellas in Luwero would have been decimated no matter where they hide themselves in the country. Dr. Kiiza Besigye with Salim Saleh would have established a squad to kill and tick the dead off the national register. Can you simply imagine if Konny in the process of killing the un-clean Acholi had access to a national register, where he would know all the names of Acholi, how many kids they have and how many Goats they own? What a tragedy/travesty  !!!!!

 

Due to the above reasons, no insane Ugandan will ever build a national register, and we will never know let alone be able to identify who is who in Uganda. Without a national register, you can kiss the involvement of Ugandans in diaspora good bye. Without a national register, you will never interest my bank manager as you will never interest these kids to show up in your country and rebuild it. Uganda is going to remain wobbling into very solvable problems, imagine fruit preservation, that is a very childish problem we have suffered from my Dad’s age to Bwanika’ s age.

You do cheap investments, brief case businesses and you loot your country to self-destruction. What Uganda has today is probably some cheap vaginas, we show up, screw them for a one night and we leave the shit-hole. And with time you are going to lose that too, for Middle east is taking the women out of the country at a bigger speed than you are producing them, and we are learning to screw men too.

 

If by 2019 Uganda has failed to identify who is who in the country, and if there exists no sane human being that can ever agree to do it for you are that uncivilized, no one will ever risk to show up and do a useful investment into that country. And without tapping into the resources we have accumulated out here, there is simply no way you will drive that shit-hole out of the anarchy it is sitting in. It is very sad that in 2019 Uganda as a state cannot preserve a firkin passion fruit. This is how it was, this is what it is today and that is what it will be in the future of Uganda, which makes my heading worth writing again.

 

Uganda as a state is fucked and for life.

EM         -> { Trump for 2020 }

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                    Kuungana Mulindwa Mawasiliano Kikundi
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