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{UAH} Christopher, Boss and Madam

Christopher is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added)​.

​As usual, Christopher drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it .Christopher knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
​The boss shouted, "Christopher!!!"
​Christopher answered.."Yes, Sir!"
​Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"​ 
​Christopher didn't respond.

​The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!

​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name,"​ Christopher answered.

"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,"​ The Boss suggested. 

Christopher shouted, "Boss!"​ 

​Boss answered, "Yes!"
​Christopher  asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
​Boss didn't answer​.

​Christopher  asked again, the Boss kept quiet.
​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!!

 Christopher it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name"​.

​The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".​

​Without argument Christopher  ask  if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
​Christopher  called, "Madam!

​Madam answered, "Yes!"
​Christopher  asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"​ 

​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"​

Genesis 3:9 God called Adam,where are you?. The man Adam couldn't answer the question .but he only gave the reason why he was hiding.   Sin is a very shameful thing, it makes you loose your rightz, dignity, reputation, authority, conscience,
 boldness, gut, and stand. Keep away from it.    Have blessed day.

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