{UAH} Kiga Bwoyi, thank you

Kiga Bwoyi, mi a'got a story fi ya, brotha

The Good Book says God made/modeled/created us in his image but for some people I am often left wondering what the hell his state of mind was when he created them. Whether he was MUI (Modeling Under the Influence} or sleepwalking or on some psychedelic substance. You look at them and say to yourself "Ah, if this dude is also supposed to resemble God then God must be either a comedian or a specialist in creating horror ".

Some pictures you have been sharing have rekindled a fear I grew up with and held embedded in me as a hypothesis that I committed myself to researching since I plunged into the teenage bubble.

You see, when I was close to graduating into teen years I regularly heard a troubling statement from among those who graduated ahead of me or bursted out into the Big 20. This statement came as a serious warning for those preparing to enter the world of professional Bunga Bunga - a sleazy career synonymous with nights, darkness and unfathomed privacy

And this was the hypothesis that I devoted to analyzing using a sequence of rigid regimented experiments and participatory research in which I, too, became a key sample.

We were told and warned about the consequences of repeat Bunga Bunga but most of all about marrying women who even by the adventurer's judgment and standards are unattractive BECAUSE it was concluded by old codgers that at one point in a relationship both man and woman who never resembled each other will begin morphing/transforming unknowingly into finally looking alike. Meaning a man will at one point irreversibly resemble his wife and vice versa.

Now, that is scary.

Then again, there is a popular adage in Acholi which supports this hypothesis and says "the reason the Antelope is brown is because the Antelope only rests and sleeps while leaning on the anthill"

Anthills are brown, so are Antelopes. Meaning Antelope took its brown skin colour from regular contacts with the Anthill 

I then couldn't agree any better with the conclusion by old codgers that a man and woman bedding, smooching and cuddling on a constant basis hours on end, will inevitably resemble one another. 

That scared the poop out of my a'hole and to date I have proceeded with utmost extra caution at sparing and economizing on my winning lyrical lines wooing only members of the opposite gender whom I would deem suitable to resemble should my genetics be on the losing side least I got trapped in a relationship in which I morphed into the worst-looking Mandingo in the hood

But you, Kiga Bwoyi, have ended my lifelong research experiments with a bang. Pictures you have been sharing, though haunting, have confirmed the hypothesis that indeed at one point in their relationships couples will resemble one another. Truth is in the pudding. Until recently I thought my dear brothe old friend, Shrek was the ugliest human ogre in the Swamp, kumbe waapi...!

And if by some happiments you are a polygamist, tough luck brotha. You end up resembling nobody in your own family due to multiple confusing concostions derived from your harem, let alone losing the little good you looked like before indulging in polygamy. In other words, you are fucked. 

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