{UAH} A bit of history you didnt know and usual weird thinking

1- Tutankhamun married his half sister, Ankhesenamun. Where name Tutankhamun is matter of fact a convoluted or tweaked Luo name for Tute En Kamunu meaning keep on with the struggle. By default, Akhenton his father's name is Akena Twon, meaning I alone am the bull

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2- Famed US president, Delano Roosevelt's father Warren Delano, was a known drug trafficker who made millions engaging in what he called a "fair, honorable and legitimate" in Opium trade from China

3. Egyptian Pharaohs were black.

4. Only 12 of 54 African presidents work for their people. The rest are in purely for themselves. The 13 include SA, Botswana,  Namibia, Mozambique, Zambia, Tanzania, Kenya,  Rwanda,  Ethiopia, Nigeria, Malawi, and Ghana. Ugandans president told natives outright he was working for his family only and servant to no idiots.

5. Miriam Makeba married a whopping 5 times with 1 result called Angela Sibongile Makeba who had three children before dying during childbirth and buried in Guinea Conakry where mother Miriam moved after her 1968 marriage to Stokely Carmichael.

6. Someone stole King Tut's penis. On opening the mummy his mandingo was found missing. You can imagine how frantically he tried to grope evidence for exhibit when god, the almighty Amun Ra, asked why his royal dick was missing.

6. Did you know this Baboon was incarcerated twice? Yeap, a whopping 2 times for three days each under house arrest. Not funny if you knew the judge, jury and executioner in both cases were my parents.

Three days each should have you questionably blinking at why it appeared standard judgement for me. That was because the incarcerations were for breaking cultural taboos, hence express house arrest standard of 3 days for men (4 days for women) if found guilty as charged.

First house arrest at 11 years old was for stealing oldman's rifle and shoo]\

\ing a baboon (with small "b) before pronouncing him dead. Wasnt told about a clan taboo that prohibited "black" first kills. I was held incommunicado under house arrest pending cultural spiritual cleansing which accompanied by a huge festive bull-roasting ceremony - courtesy of my bullshit. I was told after the fact that our custom prohibited killing black animals for a first time kill.

Second house arrest at 13 was again for unknowingly helping myself to the wrong dish for lunch. The appetizing dish happened to be a slice of oil-preserved lion's heart in a sealed glittering pot. That was taboo. 

Old man had two years earlier killed a lion that terrorized livestock in surrounding villages of Abim. Lion's heart (only eaten part of a lion by a select few) is a preserve for welcoming respected elders of the killer's choosing - often sharing a tiny piece the size of kola nut but little Baboon had munched a size of bread slice.

Again house arrest for 3 days pending cultural cleansing less I grew to become violent - like a lion. Such occasions are a freeloader's dreams for unplanned feasts.

7. Lastly - you will love this one.

Baboons should know a Kaguta dynasty is all but inevitable. There is an impending disaster that's close to befalling Uganda. Unlike Amin who was literally self-mitosing like the amoeba in numbers, Museveni's exponential family growth is a disaster in the making. By the time he retires - if at all - or kicks the bucket Museveni's predecessors will cease to be a family but a whole clan. And that's when Ugandans will know the power of Numbers.

Imagine  his grandson recently graduated from a Canadian university with this longtime Canadian Baboon having no knowledge yet could have approached kido for a brotherly handshake. In a couple years another Sandhurst graduate then a General and we are infinitely fucked.

Unless otherwise, unlike the Queen of England whose kids, grand kids and great grandkids can be counted with the fingers, to date nobody knows - unless you do - how many kids and grand kids Museveni has. I guess this is state secret too. But what I know is that the Chwezi fuck a lot and are known to get help from one another to do the needful. Therefore Museveni's immediate family must be close 100 or more. 

Now think about the looming crisis this way. Each - including those close be born now has millions of dollars - dollars - not the useless monopoly colored Uganda shillings - attached to their names. On top of that they own the army as 100% shareholders.

Ugandans have given Museveni more than expected time to enrich his immediate family both financially and militarily - a bit too late to lose more Baboons to greed. I don't like or approve of bloodshed but someone gotta sacrifice if only to dislodge our necks from the yokes of dictatorship.

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