{UAH} Its what's within, not what's without that matters

Eeeish...!🤣🤣🤣 

Then again, man says you can not pray in birthday suits or gomesiless for your prayers will never be answered  - not forgetting the wrath for praying nude 

To honest 100% of religious folks have at one time prayed nude - knowingly, unknowingly or under adverse circumstances

And a zillion have screamed the almighty's name and at times invoking his son's name during moments of rapacious bungabunga when they can't explain the levels of ecstasy being experienced. 

I am sure the good book's most memorable experiences will include being seen, revered and/or touched by naked Africans since early missionaries were hellbent on converting our foreparents to their invisible God's - if only to thief their lands teaming with natural blings and wonder animals.

I can only imagine Muslims doing the Sajdah nude. You won't help but laugh at a prayermate hairy, wrinkled, hollow and a few versions of tight asshole 

We thank God for inventing clothes which at the beginning weren't fabrics either. The good news is that all religions are recent inventions - all formed after men already wore something such they could condemn nakedness - meaning before clothes there were absolutely no religions. All religions arose for the sole purposes of fighting nudity and joyful celebrations of life, aka, bungabunga which were or are both affront to challenging God creations.

All religious sermons centre not around the Almighty but around prevention of nudity aka exposures and its associated highlighting event, bungabunga. 

Yet some idiot said nudity and bungabunga are immoral letting all of us follow in the loser's fooy step to equally deem the same, immoral. God didn't say nudity is immoral or sinful. Man did, otherwise God would have given us extra skin like the kangaroos pouch to cover them thingis. 

In fact, whoever declared nudity and bungabunga immoral acts is in hellfire for ridiculing God's supa dupa inventions.

Question is who was that hypocrite  who was first to condemn and declare nudity and bungabunga despicable sins deserving of hellfire?

What i also want to believe is that man first came to wearing anything leafy, leathery, feathery or grassy not to cover privates but to protect privates from increasing insect bites... and thorns.

I recently came across a video showing an advanced office, staffed with employees - men and women of the Jap (without 'dhola') stork. All naked performing and discussing office affairs with some browsing the hallways kind'o oblivious to each other's natural appearances

The first thought to cross my mind were incidences of possible screech marks left on chairs when naked people sat in them. Yeah..! Weird thought you can say that again 

When I was a kid old woman used to remind me to always wipe my bumbum sqeaky clean after doing Number Two bcos the maid could choose to throw my undie away or laugh at me for leaving screech marks on them.

For female staff their burning bushes all appeared to have been uniformly nurtured by the same samba boy, while for males their assortments of weapons seem to have suffered inexplicable shrinkage. I just couldn't understand why a dude wouldn't stand at attention in such an abundant kraal.

Nature lovers who have chosen to hide nothing are the greatest and most favored people by the Most High.

In fact,  all sins are man's inventions. The majority of sins were invented from just one invisible thingi - Greed.

All faiths or religions are organized greed. Its reason the most wanting, most desperately poor, most naive and the most close to kick the bucket folks are religion's easiest preys

Religions exploit wanainchi far higher than governments. Governments can strike minimum once a year but faith groups can do the same repeatedly and cumulatively 265 days a year.

Amazingly, there is this multi-denominational church baboon attends in Ottawa. Its humongous and biggest in the city with highest attendance than any. It's the first church I know or seen where there is absolutely no collection of tithes. Folks who attend this church listen to the holy words free of any charges or feea

Church is supported and funded by super well-to-dos whose irregular annual donations necessitate no pressure on Baboon to even think of appeasing God with his jingling few pennies. 

Come to Ottawa i take you for one of its three Sunday services. Its some piece of contemporary architecture, I tell you.

Absolutely ZERO tithes.

Majority cathedrals, vintage churches and basilicas in Europe were built by, you won't guess, sinners who instead of being slapped with 10 hail marys of the rosary for atonement would be ordered to deliver 7 wheelbarrow of rocks rocks to cleanse their souls of sins the revealed to priests during penancer.

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