{UAH} Maisha Mrefu, my friends

So, Baboons, some two week ago a Kenny Rogers lookalike workmate tagged me to his neighborhood watering hole.

Was a pretty cool man-cave. Waiter asks what the Baboon wanted to partake for drinks and chakula.

Baboon never eats in pubs having experienced near-death from a rush into a restaurant-cum-pub which was closing for the day where he begged boss to be served anything.

Boss reluctantly agreed and without printed order disappeared into the back kitchen only to resurface with a cool well packaged yummilicious smelling chakula.

Baboo  paid and rushed into his rickshaw walla to quaff the titillating item before hitting tar 20 mins to his pad.

Didn't reach my pad. 

5 mins on the highway belle-belle growled.

Immediately concluded some miscommunication was going on somewhere between tumbo na mkundu - stomach and a'hole aka anus. 

Yikesss...!

I exited the highway by instinct only to dive out of the rickshaw walla with - I don't know when it happened - pants drawn to knee and like a fireball i felt my a'hole bursting with flames like a welder's torch. 

Shortly after I managed to wiggle my way through neighborhoods to my pad.

Didn't end there.

Soon, another brawl in the tumbo but this time it was not less than my a'hole valves shattering into smithereens and blowing off the rectum.

Chinekeeeeee eme...!

Next thing I knew was waking up wired with plastic tubes.

Baboons, it was a disastrous case of food poisoning where the restaurant was found to serve Baboons like you and me scrapped materials from other customers' leftovers.

Bottom line is, never ever eat at restaurant-cum-pub joints when you adorn nature's black suit by birth. You will served and fed poison.

Anyway, back to "Kenny Rogers" lookalike, Baboon requested for good'ol Tusker Baridi's nephew,  Heineken but that order was to be cut short by KR lookalike 

Said i should try a shot of the "hot' one and it was a whisky. 

Baboon had never been a partaker of whiskey since Ajonna Lawot aka Johnnie Walker, nearly laid him to rest a few years ago.

After 20 years I forgave Ajonna and immediately accepted KR's whiskey.

CONFESSION: 

I have never tasted or imbibed a whiskey so smooth, appetizing but sadly so erotic and aromatic like Dunrobin Canadian whiskey.

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