{UAH} Prof Emorimor Okurut

Many in UAH-Nation probably have been left out of the loop on the whereabouts of the esteemed and respected Katakwi gentle giant.

It has emerged that the multipurpose and multitasking generous good fella has been undergoing the long traditional rituals and mandatory rights to accession Katalwians perform prior to crowning their Emorimor.

The tradition is enshrined in counting time using successful harvest seasons where all 12 harvest seasons have to be declared by elders as having been successful before the mega coronation event. Any failed season means starting the count all over.

The successful counts have 3 chances. After three failures the presumed heir is kicked out for another in the lineage.

The good news is that our beloved Prof who doubles as our exemplary marriage counselor made 12 straight successful harvests which has left Katakakwians in celebratory mood and mode to date.

As has been its long tradition, the new Emorimor who is desisting from partaking of bungabunga during the transition period will be expected to select and add onto his harem 3 tried, tested and approved native virgin maidens of Katakwi. That requires him to stockpile jericans of oats for the trio with immediate results expected to follow his coronation but not enforced by tradition.

While unpublished in social media, the humble Prof is rumored to be in possession of more than one baby mama - all Katakwians since traditions dictate that members of the royal lineage are not allowed to sow their royal oats in foreign gardens.

At this moment we do not expect the good Prof to resurface online any soon but he is expected online soon after coronation to update UAH-Nation - a nation of wierdos without borders.

Well-wishers are encouraged to bless the coronation by sending their monetary support and make his coronation a suppa-duppa successful historical event by sending remittances to the Prof's most trusted friend, Gwokto La'Kitgum. 

Governance is no biggie to the esteemed and respected educator. He knows it all.

Stay tuned for more updates from the ground.

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

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