{UAH} In order to be a US president, you must be born in America. Why did Obama get to break this rule?
It was an Insidious Democrat Plot.
Democrats knew they had to get a black man into office, but they also knew that if he were too black, he'd never be elected. So they searched and searched until they found Obama, who agreed to their devious plan.
Now, Democrats figured they'd have a tough row to hoe with Obama, since he was born in Kenya.
First, they had to work with him to get rid of his Kenyan accent.
Next, they had to train him to stop asking for ugali and nyama choma in restaurants, and instead request pizza and meat loaf.
Finally, in a supreme effort involving top Democrat scientists, they invented a Time Machine, went back to the year 1961, and placed this "birth announcement" in the Honolulu Advertiser, "proving" that Obama was born in the U.S.A.
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