{UAH} Brain cracking

One day I woke up from a brief visit to the ancestors, and ...ta raaaah....!!!! Viola, Kagutastan had 32 universities - jus fuaa laka dat.

Said to myself "how and from where did Son Of Kaguta get a magic wand to create some 30 universities overnight?:

Today I still struggle to know where 27 of the 32 are and most importantly, what their students look like. And one more thing - what buildings house them.

In my MUK days was one of my teaching assistants aka TAs, who hailed from the east. He somehow became a journalist, helped found a newspaper, entered parliament and now said to be retired. I never knew one could retire from Politics.

Needless to say, dude was pompous, arrogant and displayed his intelligence in socialism by proudly making his small groups of students know he was after all a graduate of a communist university in Bulgaria - aka, graduated abroad.

It was still communism back then for USSR and it's allies which included Bulgaria 

Then something happened. Something near impossible to implode really imploded. The Soviet block fell apart. It's leaders hunted and lynched by mobs.

That was then.

The strangest thing I later read about this TA when he was in parliament was that his Bulgaria degree somehow abracadabrad to a Russia degree. It's today believed he went to university in Russia but those of us who knew about him in his days of pomposity know he studied in Bulgaria.

But why break the milk gourd that fed you?

Apparently it was the shame of being associated with graduating from one of the poorest countries in Europe after Gorbachev betrayed his country by selling the USSR to Reagan for a couple bundles of Rubbles.

Parasites like Bulgaria, Romania etc found Russian blood had gotten salty so abandoned ship... unfortunately they jumped into cesspool of poverty far worse than in the possrest African country at the time. 

Across Africa some graduates from Romania and Bulgaria universities in particular ditched their degrees while many denied and claimed they studied in Russia whereas not..like for our man.

I passed my PLE in an invisible K'moja primary school under the foothills of Kadam mountains in Nakapiripirit and became famous overnight for scoring best stuednt in then South KaMercury.

Amd very proud of the hidden primary school

Kadam mountains is known for its most expensive wild mountain Miraa (Khat) and higher, a hidden well of one of the the heaviest metals in the world - liquid red Mercury. Only zungus know where it is bcos at a certainnpoint up the 4 days climb they stop their porters from following them only to return with red mercury.

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