{UAH} BE CAREFUL OF UGANDA MONEY

Its sadly right to say Uganda bills are not healthy to even touch. The bills are ALWAYS dirty with recipient unsure of what bacteria and viruses could been hidden under the dirt.

One should dread pocketing them because the warm pockets are an excellent habitat for bacteria and viruses to grow. Women esp stick these bills deep as far as forbidden places including Neverneverland where bacteria abound. So, tough the bills, lick your fingers to count, lick again when dried out and viola...! You are fucked. Or, touch and rub your eyes. You will go blind in seconds. Even worst, touch and scratch your crack. You dean, men...!

At the minimum one will never walk away without contracting mouth gonorrhea and .... people will wonder what you ate. Lol. 

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

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