[UAH] Fwd: Never force children to pray - COMMERCIAL BREAK

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"What you are we once were, what we are   you shall be!"

An inscription on the walls of a Roman catacomb.

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seen this before? never mind......... laugh again. .... At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family in prayer by his parents. Little Boy : But I don't know how to pray well. Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc Little Boy : - "Dear Lord" he started "Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so that they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry who come to our home when Mummy is away. Also, provide shelter for the homeless men who use Mom's room when daddy is at work.. AMEN Lastly, give our poor maid a big bed so that she does not sleep in my parents bedroom when Mom is not around............. Mom and Dad looked at each other and kept quiet. Both did not have dinner that evening..   Have a great weekend

Gook