[UAH] The Glasgow Brothel

The Glasgow Brothel

 

The  madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather  dignified, well-dressed, good-looking  man in his late forties or  early  fifties. 

"May I help you sir?" she  asked.. 
"I want to see Valerie,"  the man replied. 
"Sir, Valerie is  one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you   would prefer someone else", said the  madam. 

"No, I must see  Valerie," he replied. 
Just then,  Valerie appeared and announced to the man she   charged £5000 a visit. 
Without hesitation, the  man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave  it  to Valerie, and they went upstairs. 

After an  hour, the man calmly left.. 

 

The  next night, the man appeared again, once more  demanding to  see Valerie. 
Valerie  explained that no one had ever come back two  nights in  a row, as she was so expensive. 
There  were no discounts. 
The price was still  £5000. 
Again, the man pulled out  the money, gave it to Valerie, and they  went upstairs. After an hour, he  left. 

 

The following night the man  was there yet again. Everyone was  astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but  he paid  Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been   with me three nights in a row. 

Where are you  from?" 
The man replied, " Edinburgh  .." 
"Really", she said. "I have  family in Edinburgh ." 
"I know."  the man said. 
"Your sister died, and I'm her  solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your  £15,000 inheritance in   person..." 


The moral of the story  is that three things in life are certain... 
1.    Death 
2.    Taxes, and
3.    Being  screwed by a  lawyer 

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Gwokto La'Kitgum