{UAH} Muhoozi is not a joking subject,he has lived an automatic world while we are trying hard to fit in manual one
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JULY 2013 - Somewhere in Somalia
Commander: Hullo soldiers!
Soldiers: Hullo Sir! ( in unison)
Commander: Wow, great great work here! Please feel free to ask any question on anything that is affecting your performance in this place.
Soldier: Sir, why have I stayed at the same rank for 12 years, Sir, yet, Sir, I joined the army way before you, Sir? Sir, it is rather strange, Sir, that you are now five ranks above me, Sir?
Sir, what do I have to also do, Sir, to also get promoted like you, Sir?!
Commander: This is not the right forum to ask for promotions or such questions. Now, no more questions.
And next day the soldier finds himself locked up as the army starts to carry out "investigations into the utterances of the officer."
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1970s - Somewhere in Western Uganda
President Idi Amin Dada: Very nice, very nice singing from these students. They must have trained very well.
MC: Yes, Mr President, they trained for several weeks.
President Idi Amin Dada: You, Barnabas Kili (minister of Education) make sure a new school is built for these students as their reward. Am impressed.
You see, am pro-people and I listen to both young and old. I thank you all for giving me such a welcome. Let anyone ask any question on anything.
Murmurs from the audience
President Idi Amin Dada: "There are some questions that I will not entertain; Don't ask me about bad roads, don't ask me about the army and security; don't ask me about hospitals, ask me nothing on kondoism and nothing on rebels attacking the country."
CONCLUSION: All animals r equal but some r more equal than others.....George Orwell
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H.OGWAPITI
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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
---Theodore Roosevelt
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UAH forum is devoted to matters of interest to Ugandans and Africans in general. Individuals are responsible for whatever they post on this forum.To unsubscribe from this group, send email to: ugandans-at-heart+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com or Abbey Semuwemba at: abbeysemuwemba@gmail.com.
Commander: Hullo soldiers!
Soldiers: Hullo Sir! ( in unison)
Commander: Wow, great great work here! Please feel free to ask any question on anything that is affecting your performance in this place.
Soldier: Sir, why have I stayed at the same rank for 12 years, Sir, yet, Sir, I joined the army way before you, Sir? Sir, it is rather strange, Sir, that you are now five ranks above me, Sir?
Sir, what do I have to also do, Sir, to also get promoted like you, Sir?!
Commander: This is not the right forum to ask for promotions or such questions. Now, no more questions.
And next day the soldier finds himself locked up as the army starts to carry out "investigations into the utterances of the officer."
#######################################################################################################################
1970s - Somewhere in Western Uganda
President Idi Amin Dada: Very nice, very nice singing from these students. They must have trained very well.
MC: Yes, Mr President, they trained for several weeks.
President Idi Amin Dada: You, Barnabas Kili (minister of Education) make sure a new school is built for these students as their reward. Am impressed.
You see, am pro-people and I listen to both young and old. I thank you all for giving me such a welcome. Let anyone ask any question on anything.
Murmurs from the audience
President Idi Amin Dada: "There are some questions that I will not entertain; Don't ask me about bad roads, don't ask me about the army and security; don't ask me about hospitals, ask me nothing on kondoism and nothing on rebels attacking the country."
CONCLUSION: All animals r equal but some r more equal than others.....George Orwell
--
H.OGWAPITI
-----------------------------------------------------
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
---Theodore Roosevelt
--
UAH forum is devoted to matters of interest to Ugandans and Africans in general. Individuals are responsible for whatever they post on this forum.To unsubscribe from this group, send email to: ugandans-at-heart+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com or Abbey Semuwemba at: abbeysemuwemba@gmail.com.
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