{UAH} A PRAYER TO GOD BY A TYPICAL UGANDAN OF TODAY:

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Subject: A PRAYER TO GOD BY A TYPICAL UGANDAN OF TODAY:
From: Paul Mugerwa <mugerwas5@yahoo.com>
To: kaddu@sbcglobal.net,mugerwas5@yahoo.com,ugandans-at-heart@googlegroups.com
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Dear God!
Greetings from Uganda! And how is Amin and Obote if at all they managed to enter your eternal kingdom! Tell Mutesa, Binaisa and Yusuf Lule that the country once they led is in unspeakable condition. Ebintu bibi ddala!
For Lutwa he may not complain, his son serves as a minister kale oyo muleke! Well, the main purpose of this letter is to complain. Actually, I have written this letter in bad faith. For your son's sake, why did you create me in this generation? Why didn't you wait abit longer? Ndi munyivu nnyo! Abantu abajja tebambadde na underwear in 1986 are now stinking rich. Did you send them to rob us clean, oh Lord?! Yes, they tell us that you sent them! And how could you create one person with a vision? Nze nali sisobola? And as if it is not enough, you made them to discover oil, ate ababbi b'oyongera? And please, inform those people who died in the "liberation war" nti "obusajja bwabalimba...bafiira bwerere. The boat is flooded but the captain is asleep. Jesus never turned against the people in the flooded boat, he woke up and soothed the storm. The storm in Uganda is about poverty,
unemployment, corruption(stealing), vote rigging, kondoism, no medicine and brutality. Can't you do something, oh Lord! Sadly, the religious leaders we expected to do something like Janan Luwum, Bishop Kiwanuka did in the past generations are busy enjoying the free cars, free money and trips abroad. They are so silent. The pastors are conmen, smugglers and rapists. Balya nebisiyaga! Don't dare send your son back, they will poison him. Anyway, I have to end here! Tell Gaddafi that his friend Robert Mugabe and the Man in the Hat are missing him sooooo much! Nti me his step-daughter married to an American dude, yakoowa abayaye be Uganda!
Ndabira Cerinah, nti we miss her so much!
Yours very annoyed,

Gwewatonda.