{UAH} LADIES, PLEASE, CEASE TEMPTING US
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The rate at which the male human specie is endangered is reaching
crescendo levels. Already, they are the frontline of all the most
deadly engagements in human endeavor. War, exploration and adventure
to the far corners of the earth and other spots in outer space; all
the tough tasks are for men and now a sinister plot by the fairer sex
to lead them to doom without admitting so.
Veering from the common line of pinching the Minister of State for
Youth and Children Affairs, Ronald Kibuule on his memorable "rape
versus dress-down" talk, this is to plead with the ladies to (please)
exercise their prerogative of softness and spare men from certain
untimely extinction. The world of males is a fulltime struggle in
spite of the age old portrayal of them as favoured. Modernity has so
run down this principle. Men are now the marginalized gender.
Evolution in practice is steadily dispossessing them of the
traditional roles including that of pairing with the ladies to bring
forth new generations. Though scientifically pre-mature, the male
specie's contribution seems headed for dispensability.
And this is happening with the direct input of the opposite sex who
having overtime realized men's weaknesses, swear to exploit them till
the throne is overturned. One of the local divas has a song in which
she quips "batuli mu ttano" (they are in our hands). Previously, she
sang "kati nkola ya taxi" (we do it the taxi way-men can come in and
out as they wish).
A former classmate of mine, Mr. Tumusiime Kabwende, about a month a
half back sent a piece into my mailbox in which he tackles the subject
of the root of the battle of the sexes. A very nice article to be
availed to you, dear reader, subsequently.
Among other observations, he says "If a woman is skimpily dressed, the
signal sent to the man's brain is that she's hot or romantic and
therefore inviting: In the woman's brain on the other hand, she simply
feels smart; If a woman by mistake exposes her knickers, some men's
brains race with excitement; yet the woman's brain may not have even
recorded that the knickers are exposed-she's not aware; A woman may
send a man a text message to say hullo, and the man will keep it
forever as a souvenir; the woman may not even recall sending such a
message. In reply, the man will write a thousand words of
appreciation; if lucky, the woman will only reply saying
"thanks";Women live longer because they believe in the future; but
men's future is NOW; A woman holds onto a male motorcycle rider for
safety; the male rider enjoys a memorable ride;
A woman will dial a man's number by mistake; finding a missed call,
the man will rush to the shop to buy airtime to 'return the call';
Women naturally have a mother's tender, loving and caring instinct.
But if a woman offered a man just that through say a hug for a
greeting; it may punctuate a man's day with romantic connotations!
This is evidenced by how close men like it to get!!!"
The above depiction is due to a natural phenomenon that is wired into
humans at creation stage. The Creator must have intended to keep the
jumpy male interested in the females with their moody, unpredictable
ways to permit perpetual pro-creation. But the ladies of today have
thrown stoicism to the winds and made it a calculated policy to snare
men using all the baits available to them. Though some may do so
inadvertently, ignorance is no defense. Men are hyper-photosensitive.
Consequently, men's natural instincts are sent into overdrive when
optically fed on enhancements. Poor dripping souls! By dressing
scantily, women exert untold psychological torture on the men and this
is the dilemma they face everyday at the risk of committing heinous
misdemeanors in the course of expending their internal distress. There
is a grand language barrier which sustains the historical conflict now
so far going to the disadvantage- sons of Adam. Men need advocacy
groups to take on their cause. Kibuule was attempting this and they
should clarify to erase lingering connotations.
The ladies stand to gain when their male friends get a clear message
in advance. They will miss us when we all fail the self-control
exercises then they will they turn on each other. One way is dressing
up the full-body style including Islamic garb which has been found
much more attractive without giving instant ideas. Dressing like that
could save a lasting co-existence and most urgently from being singled
out for chopping by attire as it was at Westgate mall by the
Al-shabomb. It's that grave!
Robert Atuhairwe
Authored 29th/Sept/2013
--
"TRY TO GROW UP!"
--
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crescendo levels. Already, they are the frontline of all the most
deadly engagements in human endeavor. War, exploration and adventure
to the far corners of the earth and other spots in outer space; all
the tough tasks are for men and now a sinister plot by the fairer sex
to lead them to doom without admitting so.
Veering from the common line of pinching the Minister of State for
Youth and Children Affairs, Ronald Kibuule on his memorable "rape
versus dress-down" talk, this is to plead with the ladies to (please)
exercise their prerogative of softness and spare men from certain
untimely extinction. The world of males is a fulltime struggle in
spite of the age old portrayal of them as favoured. Modernity has so
run down this principle. Men are now the marginalized gender.
Evolution in practice is steadily dispossessing them of the
traditional roles including that of pairing with the ladies to bring
forth new generations. Though scientifically pre-mature, the male
specie's contribution seems headed for dispensability.
And this is happening with the direct input of the opposite sex who
having overtime realized men's weaknesses, swear to exploit them till
the throne is overturned. One of the local divas has a song in which
she quips "batuli mu ttano" (they are in our hands). Previously, she
sang "kati nkola ya taxi" (we do it the taxi way-men can come in and
out as they wish).
A former classmate of mine, Mr. Tumusiime Kabwende, about a month a
half back sent a piece into my mailbox in which he tackles the subject
of the root of the battle of the sexes. A very nice article to be
availed to you, dear reader, subsequently.
Among other observations, he says "If a woman is skimpily dressed, the
signal sent to the man's brain is that she's hot or romantic and
therefore inviting: In the woman's brain on the other hand, she simply
feels smart; If a woman by mistake exposes her knickers, some men's
brains race with excitement; yet the woman's brain may not have even
recorded that the knickers are exposed-she's not aware; A woman may
send a man a text message to say hullo, and the man will keep it
forever as a souvenir; the woman may not even recall sending such a
message. In reply, the man will write a thousand words of
appreciation; if lucky, the woman will only reply saying
"thanks";Women live longer because they believe in the future; but
men's future is NOW; A woman holds onto a male motorcycle rider for
safety; the male rider enjoys a memorable ride;
A woman will dial a man's number by mistake; finding a missed call,
the man will rush to the shop to buy airtime to 'return the call';
Women naturally have a mother's tender, loving and caring instinct.
But if a woman offered a man just that through say a hug for a
greeting; it may punctuate a man's day with romantic connotations!
This is evidenced by how close men like it to get!!!"
The above depiction is due to a natural phenomenon that is wired into
humans at creation stage. The Creator must have intended to keep the
jumpy male interested in the females with their moody, unpredictable
ways to permit perpetual pro-creation. But the ladies of today have
thrown stoicism to the winds and made it a calculated policy to snare
men using all the baits available to them. Though some may do so
inadvertently, ignorance is no defense. Men are hyper-photosensitive.
Consequently, men's natural instincts are sent into overdrive when
optically fed on enhancements. Poor dripping souls! By dressing
scantily, women exert untold psychological torture on the men and this
is the dilemma they face everyday at the risk of committing heinous
misdemeanors in the course of expending their internal distress. There
is a grand language barrier which sustains the historical conflict now
so far going to the disadvantage- sons of Adam. Men need advocacy
groups to take on their cause. Kibuule was attempting this and they
should clarify to erase lingering connotations.
The ladies stand to gain when their male friends get a clear message
in advance. They will miss us when we all fail the self-control
exercises then they will they turn on each other. One way is dressing
up the full-body style including Islamic garb which has been found
much more attractive without giving instant ideas. Dressing like that
could save a lasting co-existence and most urgently from being singled
out for chopping by attire as it was at Westgate mall by the
Al-shabomb. It's that grave!
Robert Atuhairwe
Authored 29th/Sept/2013
--
"TRY TO GROW UP!"
--
UAH forum is devoted to matters of interest to Ugandans and Africans in general. Individuals are responsible for whatever they post on this forum.To unsubscribe from this group, send email to: ugandans-at-heart+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com or Abbey Semuwemba at: abbeysemuwemba@gmail.com.
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