{UAH} Who is a Muslim here

Akpos entered a mosque carrying a machete and asked "Who is a Muslim here?"
The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard.

Akpos asked again, "How can a full mosque have no Muslim?". No one replied.

Akpos then grabs the nearby young man and goes out with him and tells him, "My son, please come
help me slaughter my RAM for I don't know how to do it".

 

After the young man had slaughtered the ram, Akpos said he doesn't know how to skin it and that the Man would have to wait that he want to go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him skin the ram.

Akpos returns to the mosque again standing outside the window with the machete dripping with blood, before he could say a word, when the Imam saw this, he(Imam) immediately shouts "Praise the Looooooooord!!!!!!! The whole mosque responds,
"HALLELUJAH".

 

No offence my dear Capiteni

 

Namakola TNK