{UAH} YOUR MAJESTY CARL GUSTAF FOLKE HUBERTUS, YOU HAVE AN INCOMMING MAIL

Your majesty

 

Things are not good on this side of the isle, we have just smoked out the Americans and we are coming after your kids as fast as come Sunday. 7 am Toronto time the perk is falling on the clean ice, and we have no illusion but to wipe your kids behind because our intention in all these games is based on a simple motto. To go to Sochi and own the podium. As I stated at the beginning of these games, we sent in a whack of 209 kids with a single object, to make sure that whenever the podium is opened, the Maple flag must be up and above flying for we have got a medal. We have achieved that and have no illusion we are continuing to achieve that for as it is when you look closely, we really do not need to win the Sunday game. Our kids can lay low in their hotel suites and come Sunday they walk into the stadium refuse to play and still walk out with a silver. So from that perspective we are going to play the Sunday game only to make a point.

 

So this is how it is going to be in preparation for Sunday. The law in this city states that alcohol must only be sold from 11 am in all eateries, the city of Toronto wrote a by law last Thursday instructing to lift that law for Saturday and Sunday. So tomorrow morning if you own an eatery a bar a restaurant in the city of Toronto, you have every right to open and sell all alcohol content come 7am. All bars in the city are opening at 6 am and if by today you have not booked the restaurant you will sit in to see how we claim what is ours come Sunday, do not bother for everything is fully booked up. Beer suppliers have started to show shortages for the orders coming in are simply too high. We have to watch this game as we have to watch the game that will declare United States expired come tomorrow morning.

 

Now let me go on the game plan because God I love Sweden I have had my most exciting nights in Sweden where I end up stupid in all ways and manners. Told happiness and untold happiness, excitements and real true love. So I will tell you the plan of this game before we all get so pumped up. We are going to build a wall of bricks made out of Saskatchewan around our net. Do everything but don’t dare cross the parameter around our net for seriously you have no business going close to it, and if you dare go near that parameter you will end up with a God damn bloody nose. Just don’t dare, because that net is of a great value to us as Canadians. Secondly, we are so concerned about your goal keeper, we know the kid and we know he picks the Mosquitoes out of the air so he is that good. Due to the  way we have seen him playing we have built a formula to beat him. Apart from the bricks we will install on the net, every remainder of the players is going to go after that one God damn kid with his net. We are going to attack him and attack him and attack him and attack him but continue to attack him. And the formula is going to be very simple, if we can fire two perks a second at him, he can easily end up with 100 shots in the game. And yes he will save all those shorts, but in 100 he will and he must mathematically fail to save one. And all we need is a single perk into that God damn net,  and we will be done sir. We are not going to play The Swedish team we are going to pound the goal keeper.

 

In concluding, we have done very well, the amount of hardware we have earned out of Sochi is so unbelievable, we have raised the number of the hard ware, we have got hard ware from games we never got one, but we have up lifted the quality as well. So the games where we used to get silver we have up driven those too, it is a very good day to be a Canadian. Air Canada is coming in to ready themselves to up lift our kids as soon as the master game ends come Sunday. You see to many of us here if the boys finish to play and we have the results the Olympics are over. The games that are not done yet the players can remain, and the closing ceremonies we have the net we will see those on the web. But we seriously need our hardware on this side of the Atlantic. We have so much hard ware with these kids and we simply don’t trust the firkin Europeans with it. Have you seen what has happened in Kiev today? Now come Sunday Stockholm is going to be smoked out and we have no idea how they will swallow it. No we definitely need our kids home come Sunday so that by Monday they can start to walk on Toronto streets with the very well-earned hard ware. And come to talk about hard ware, I saw a kid on I think Thursday or Wednesday with a Gold medal in Toronto, she was having a problem walking with it in her neck for it is heavy,  so she was tying it in her waist. Cute Canadian kid. Prime Minister Stephen Harper has sent a twit to President Obama to fulfill his commitment. The president said that if Canada beats United States he will buy two 24s of beer and bring them to Ottawa to our Prime Minister. Mr. President it has to be Molson Canadian sir. Join us to hold a wake for our American friends tomorrow.

 

May the God damn Americans rest in peace.                                                     Geez !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

EM

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