{UAH} JOKE- MUHWEZI VS WISDOM MBABAZI AT MAKERERE UNIVERSITY

JOKE- MUHWEZI VS ''WISDOM'' MBABAZI: When Mbabazi was studying law at Makerere University in 1974, there was a professor, whose last name was Muhwezi, who felt animosity for Mbabazi for some reason, and because Mbabazi never lowered his head towards him, their "arguments" were very common.

One day, Mr. Muhwezi was having lunch at the dining room of the University and Mbabazi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. The professor, in his arrogance, said, "Mr Mbabazi: you do not understand...... a pig and a bird do not sit together to eat ", to which Mbabazi replies, "You do not worry professor, I'll fly away ", and he went and sat at another table.

Mr. Muhwezi, green of rage, decides to take revenge on the next test, but Mbabazi responds brilliantly to all questions. Then, Mr. Muhwezi asked him the following question, "Mr Mbabazi, if you are walking down the street and find a package, and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money; which one will you take?"

Without hesitating, Mbabazi responded, "the one with the money, of course". Mr. Muhwezi, smiling, said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom''.

"Each one takes what one doesn't have", responded Mbabazi indifferently. 

Mr. Muhwezi, already hysteric, writes on the exam sheet the word "idiot" and gives it to Mbabazi . Mbabazi takes the exam sheet and sits down. A few minutes later, Mbabazi goes to the professor and says, "Mr. Muhwezi, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade, why?"

'' You have too much appetite.................we should kill that appetite'', the professor angrily said.

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