{UAH} WHERE ARE THEY?

Are there any baboons in Buffalo, NY. Have been grounded here on a consulting assignment for many moons and unable to lift my nose to sniff for fellow baboons pisses in the hood. Weekend stealth hunts for the renown Mugisu monkey called Mulindwa have become an unworthy, boring, futile Kony-like adventures since I last spotted him while he narrowly avoided my lethal shot only to become very dodgy in feeding and breeding habits. Should there be any live naughty baboons across the border due south, proxim east of Niagara, target Buffalo, NY, please squeal coordinates so can arrange for a Starbucks or Appleton Rum asap b4 I am recalled to my Montreal operations base.

Ooops....!. Strike out Starbucks please. Appleton, yes...!.

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower