{UAH} THE HUSTLE OF MAKING AN EMERGENCY CALL TO POLICE IN UGANDA.

THE HUSTLE OF MAKING AN EMERGENCY CALL TO POLICE IN UGANDA.
P---Police respodent
C---Caller in danger

C____999 Yes
Phone____Prrrrr Prrrqq

P___Thank u for calling Uganda Police,to talk to the IGP press 1,for other help press 2
c___#2

P___If u are in Central region place #1,if in other regions place #2
C___#2

P___If u are in Kampala central place #1,if in Kampala metropolitan place #2
C___#2

P___To talk to the DPC place #1,to talk to the RPC place #2
C___#1

P___If it is robbers place #1,if other problems place #2
C___#1

P___If they are still at the gate place #1,if they have already entered place#2
C___#2

P____If they are armed place #1,if not armed place #2
C___#1

P___If they are putting you at gun point place #1,if not place #2
C___#1

P___If they intend to first rape you place #1,if they want money only place #2
C___#1
P____If the rapist has put on.........

IS THAT AN EMERGENCY CALL?

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