{UAH} CAPITENI RASHID'S CV FOR A JOB AT MULINDWA'S HOUSE

APPRICATION TO PE(be) your SERFANT.

Tiya(dear) Mulindwa, here is te(the) summarly of my Cfi (CV) as you asked on UAH.

My name Capiteni Rashid ant(and) my inklish(English) name is Idiot.

I am a Ukantan(Ugandan) py nationality. I wass prought up in Heasdern Ukanta ten(then) we siftet
(shifted) to Kambala.

I am a fery vunny and a hart worging kirl, my hoppies are picking snail and planting cassafa.
I know how to tance asonto, polingo and Stamina.

My pest musician is Choze Chameleon. I can sing falu falu from te pikinning upto te ent. I have a strong foice(voice) ant when am singing u may sink it is Peyonce(Beyonce).

I like gooking, gleaning and washing closes. If u emproy me, ur rife will nefa remain te same. I will efen(even) help matam(madam) to satisfy u when she is tiret(tired).

If u think i am lie to you, come to my fillage (village) in Busoga and axe our neighpour Mr.Gook. Sank
you.

Yours faithfool,

Capiteni Rashid
UAH MEMBER IN BUSOGA

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