{UAH} Construction Contract
3 contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Uganda. They go with White House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & does some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says, "I can do it for
$700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
Ugandan doesn't measure or figure, but he leans over to the White House official & whispers,"$2,700. "The official says, "You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure? "The Ugandan whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job!
Proudly Ugandan
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