{UAH} KADAGA DODGES THE BULLET

KADAGA DODGES THE BULLET

MUSEVENI: How do you run such an efficient government?

Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Uganda.

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Pres. Museveni frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameroun in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle. David, your
mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it
is not your sister. Who is it?

"Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said the Queen.

Museveni went back home to ask his Vice President Edward Sekandi

MUSEVENI: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SEKANDI:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you." He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer.

Finally, one day, VP SEKANDI ran into Kadaga. Sekandi
asked, Kadaga,

SEKANDI: Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or sister,who is it?"

kadaga answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sekandi
smiled,and said "Thanks!"

Then he went back to speak with President Museveni.
Sekandi: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle,It's Rebecaa
Kadaga! Simple just;;

Museveni got angry,he said to Sekandi. "No wonder Uganda
isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

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