{UAH} NOT EVERY BABOON IS QUALIFIED TO SAY THESE:

NOT EVERY BABOON IS QUALIFIED TO SAY THESE:

Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."

Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still."

Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy?"

Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush?"

Lawyer: "Let's go over section 69."

Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest."

Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy.?"

Police: "You don't need protection."

Army personnel: "Load. Aim. Fire."

Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."

Gym trainer: "Push harder."

Interior Decorator: "Once its done, you will love it."

Telephone Guy: "Would you like it on the table or against the wall!!!

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

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