{UAH} Dead Horse

A boy named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250.

The farmer agree to deliver the horse the next day. The next day the farmer drove up to Chuck's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."

Chuck replied, "Well then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "Okay then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with a dead horse?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 a piece and made a profit of $2495."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $5 back."

Chuck grew up, and now works for the government

Brian M. Kwesiga

President and CEO,

Ugandan North American Association - UNAA

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