{UAH} BREAKING NEWS ON HMK CIVIL AND HMK CRIMINAL

Fellow Baboons and Neanderthals,

A Canadian Justice Kayak from Montreal to the Great Lakes on the St Lawrence breaking ice to an undisclosed port of call has started to deliberately list at starboard - sadly about to offload its lethal cargo of justice unannounced at one of our member's door in a few days or couple of weeks - weather cooperating.

My source tells me its one of two such toxic cargo loads destined for delivery to the same consignee. Sometimes ago word was about one Kayak but turns out there are two. It appears the second Kayak which started its journey late is speeding faster on nuclear fuel than the first Kayak running on steam engine.

These Kayaks are named HMK Civil and HMK Criminal, respectively. Got it yet? While the consignee knows the contents of HMK Criminal, he/she doesnt know and neither expects/suspects HMK Civil - where HMK stands for Her Majesty's Kayak.

Read my lips. I aint yapping yada-yada no more less I spoiled both the Pina Colada with excessive Rum.

Write privately if you still dont understand the nature of the above Kayak cargoes - and I am not obliged to respond to you either.

With that, this Baboon is off air for a few hours or days unless maddened by a UAH rabid mongrel's lethal bite.

Apwoyo-wu matek. Asanteni Sana, Webale Nyo, Alakara nooi, Murakoze Cyane, Dōmo Arigatōgozaimashita. Merci Beaucoup. Thank You Very Much.

Dayimmmmn I didnt know I could say Thank You Very Much to confused and tantalized Baboons in so many mouths and tongues.

And another one,

Adios Amigos.

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

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