{UAH} Meet PONDE; The Ugandan Campus Girl With The Biggest Booty

Meet PONDE; The Ugandan Campus Girl With The Biggest Booty

CAMPUS EYE

MARCH 23, 2015

If you don't know Ponde, then you probably have not had a life while at campus. Although she studies at MUBS, her popularity has climbed hills and valleys. She's well-known in UCU just as she is known in the MUK circles. Sera Ponde is the girl we are talking about. This week, a survey by the Uganda Campus Association (UCA) ranked her top when it came to girls with the biggest booty. In other words, the most bootylicious campus girls.

But who is Ponde? Well, Ponde is an old girl of St. Mary's Kitende. According to her former colleagues, she had no booty to speak of while at campus. When it came to booty, she would run into oblivion. Talking of bed meals, no dude ever imagined having her for dinner. There was nothing about her that would give a normal dude a boner.

Ponde's transition from a girl with an IPAD booty to one with a NOKIA 3310 booty is one of the greatest in Ugandan University history. But friends close to her think her S.6 vacation played the magic. With the many posters of 'grow big bums' allover Kampala, Ponde must have answered to the call.

By the time vacation ended, Ponde's Facebook page was littered with her miraculous changes. She had the most wanted booty all-over campus. Dudes were literally fighting to have a chance to feel the booty. Booty it was, big it was. Ponde was forced to put a price to her booty. Not anymore would guys access her booty for free, it was now a transaction. Her booty was a campus-wonder, one that would make a priest in the making to rethink her vows.

With the increasing popularity and influence, she then ventured into business. She opened up a bags and shoes collection. She was to tell friends; "If you can't afford to buy diamonds,buy some pairs of shoes call me or Watsapp 0754446430 to get yourself some."

The upcoming Huddah Munroe of Uganda was to warn girls who wished to follow in her footsteps; "Ladies stop letting broke guys sweat on top of you when they can't even sweat at work for you."

Ponde who is a Musoga from Jinja was more opinionated than ever. Her booty had given her a bargaining point. At one moment, a Kyambogo dude who tried to vibe her was hit back with the reply; "as long as you don't pay my bills, why would I give a damn really!!!

Many think a temple should be built around Ponde's booty. She's the goddess of beauty, a goddess to be worshiped, the omega and alpha of campus booty. Perhaps, a special day should be dedicated for worshiping her beauty. Because of her transition from a flat-screen booty to a puffy booty, many now believe, anything is possible.

In her final treatise to broke guys, Ponde warned them; "Lol I may not be looking for a millionaire but please this ain't charity that I am donating to u.things are for 'mpa nkuwe'.#FairDeal for both of us."

Thus it will be said for all ages to come, that there lived Ponde, the lady whom god spat on, and off she grew the bootiest booty in Ugandan universities.

And Ponde has no regrets, she believes her booty is the best revenge for her haters, those who despised her in high school. She has no kind words for them; "Mmhhh some pipo can want already finished products.u c me after 3 years looking hotter and then start calling me reminding me hu u r.please this is 2014 if I don't Remember u now just know u were left in the past years so u belong in my history not present."

They say, God created Woman; we say; Ponde created Booty. We all lay prostrate in worship of the greatest booty that was in the beginning, is, and ever shall be.

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

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