{UAH} WARNING, WATCH YOUR WALLET: Uganda’s TOP SIDE dishes

Uganda's TOP SIDE dishes

23 Mar, 2015 Kampala Sun Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Lead Stories, Local, Local News 41 views1

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There is a new breed of Kampala girls hitting the scene and hitting on married or single men for as long as they are loaded. The days that youthful girls aspired to become successful career or business women, are long gone. The modern Kampala girl aspires to be one thing and one thing only – stinking rich. These girls have extremely expensive taste and a desire to live Hollywood lifestyles.
However, they lack the realistic means of quickly obtaining and sustaining such colossal dreams so they opt for the easy sleazy option of relating with tycoons and loaded men who get weak in the knees for them. These young, fresh, hot women don't care about the marital status of the men they seek. In fact they believe married men tend to be more generous, which is why they are their prime target.
The girls flaunt their gifts on social media as trophies from their bounty hunting – expensive trips to Dubai, designer handbags, iPhone and expensive clothes. Others use the dividends to open up businesses; boutiques are their easiest business options. Their excessive displays of glamorous acquisitions on social media or physically are an art and act of vanity aimed at seeking acceptance and gaining social altitude among their often awestruck peers.
While they post pictures of themselves in bikinis, on holidays and shopping, they never post pictures of their donors/sponsors. They protect their investors in secure virtual volts, where they recline to covertly indulge.

 

1. Vivian Mutesi

Already dubbed a "neolite" a.k.a new socialite, it is no surprise that the gorgeous Vivian Mutesi has many married men chasing after her. However, if you are not a big baller you don't stand a chance. As her Instagram handle @viviynbahati reveals, she only lives for the high life. Although she has been linked with fashion stylist Abryanz, last year Vivian flew to Lagos, Nigeria. It is believed she was flown there by a rich Nigerian tycoon who even introduced her to Wiz Kid. She has also befriended curvy Kenyan video vixen Lily Corazon Kwamboka whom she hangs out with on her frequent trips to Nairobi. Lily is notoriously linked to Kenyan politicians and Nigerian business men, and sources claim that she has a strong influence on Vivian. Vivian's multiple trips to Dubai on a private jet, wining and dining at tasteful hotels are some of the perks she gets for being a good companion to the powerful and wealthy men. She is at the top of her game and knows how to appeal and tease, often by posting skimpy bikini photos on social media. Abryanz, who features prominently in most of Mutesi's pictures, says Vivian doesn't like the media so he advised her not to talk. But when we asked Abryanz about how Vivian manages to sustain a Kardashian lifestyle without a job, he said, "No one is in position to question his best friend's lifestyle because it is her life. If anyone claims she wrecked their marriage, let them show up with evidence!"

 

2. Gloria Katambairungu

 

Left: Golria

 

We can't exactly label Gloria Katambairungu as "new breed" but she is still a prominent name on the scene. Although Gloria's biggest social headline was a brief, unsuccessful liaison with a telecom giant tycoon, the 35-year-old still trolls venues that usually brim with loaded men. Since retiring from the party scene, after her conception, the fashion designer mainly socializes at wedding receptions and high status events. A source revealed that "Gloria is very bold. She is not afraid to use her beauty to get what she wants."

 

3. Scola Scola

Is what we like to call the "new recruit" of the sugar baby circles. Scola, 22, is best friends with city socialite Typher Kavuma who once dated and messed up lawyer Julius Galinsonga's marriage. A mutual friend of the two told us "Scola is always trying to keep up with Typher, and in doing so ended up getting involved with a married man who works at State House. He gives her gifts here and there but she's yet to hit the sugar daddy jack pot, she's still new to the game."
Right now Scola's main include flaunting her body on Twitter 24/7 hoping that it will attract rich men and roaming the 40+ VIP section in Guvnor every single weekend.
"I know no married man in State House and I work to earn my money. I also don't look up to Typher or try to be like her because I wouldn't keep up with her anyway since she travels a lot. Unlike her, I don't travel to expensive destinations. I have a family in Kigali and another one in Mombasa. In Arusha, I had just gone visiting with a couple of friends and family. The last time I went to Guvnor was November 2014. So I don't know what you are talking about." Whether good or bad, Typher is my friend. You aren't the first person to tell me that people question her morals. If other people find her imperfect, in my eyes she is perfect."

4. Melissa Kassami

 

The curvy Melissa Kassami has had Kampala men at her mercy since she was in S.5 with her show stopping body. She makes it clear to all men who get tempted to touch that it will cost them their lives. A friend close to the Makerere University graduate told The Kampala Sun "ever since we were in school Melissa has always grabbed the attention of men. Even lecturers could not help but drool over her and her body hugging outfits. Men favour her because she is discreet and does not interfere with their families."
"She has friends whose husbands are her close friends but she doesn't brag about it. She doesn't post presents she gets on social media. As long as you spoil her, she will not make much noise about it for the world to know. During her university years, she would be picked up for a shopping spree downtown. However, after graduating, she upped her game. Designer labels are now her thing, no more down town boutique goods," the friend said

5. Sera Ponde 

For the past three years, popular Kampala babe Sera, known to many by her Instagram handle "Fineassponde1", has been chopping money from an unknown source. Some of her close associates point to a married top city lawyer twice her age. The Makerere University student has, however, successfully lured the lawyer into being one of the friends who can freely fund her lifestyle. Sera's colourful boisterous antics involve flaunting her designer shoes, bags, and iPhones. The two, Ponde and lawyer, constantly travel to Dubai where she is treated to shopping sprees in designer shops. She apparently persuaded him to invest money into two of her business ideas; Henburg burger and chicken restaurant at Ham Towers and her new shoe boutique Pondez Shoe Game

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

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