{UAH} HATE TO ASK THIS ALTHO THERE IS GLORY INSIDE

Do Ugandans know there is an upcoming super athlete, a Luo younger  than Kiprotich, who needs no monies but encouragement and moral boosting only to rise higher than all else in the nation's sports history?

people, we have a a combined Akii bua and Kiprotich working out the tracks in California and making an obviously endless chain of Luo historicals in the world besides the zillion present and past - and that includes me of course.

Again I hate to say this bcos it will wreck the mental functioning of those of you who still dont know that Luos are the the most continental and transcontinental dispersed people in the world. They are not just the most globally known and visible of the African people but they are also the most globally present peoples in Africa spanning 7 countries on the continent and beyond to other continents. 

In Africa alone Luo are in all Nile basin states from Tanzania to Egypt and from Ethiopia to Nigeria. Yes, we are in Nigeria too.

Over the zillion days and hours I have thrived in UAH I have encountered two of the most charming (in different ways) Luo who arent of the Acholi Club where I popped out.

One is obviously an intelligent multi-functional and multidisciplinary smartypants while the other is simply an aggressive speedy food lover. 

I know, both must be up in arms to lynch this nosy fellow Luo but as a Luo I will not be perturbed or at pains to reveal to them that I am NOT afraid TO GO or OF GOING for permanent residence with my Luo ancestors

Here comes the Smart Bombs. 

The multidisciplinary smarty pants is none but Edward Pojim, who is father of the upcoming Ussain clone and Cali Star simply known as Tim Timtim Timo Timblastic Pojim.

The other, Dholaman Gook, who lives far East-Northerly of Pojim is one mouthy entertainer who, I must reveal, has a household loaded with some of the most gorgeous, beautifullest  Savannah female gazelles on the continent. Unfortunately they never live on the continent but represent a major challenge in the Afro Diaspora and specifically in Reindeer Santa Claus country. You must return to your moda's womb if you dont know where it is. Believe me, Dholaman Gook is the only Lion in his house and areas beyond as far as the eyes can see. Rest are all gorgeous Lionesses. So ensure you sniff his piss on Nordic grassland with firm verification or confirmation bcos high chances are that you will never be human but recycled manure if you stepped in his territory without credible credentials.

I was privileged to see Timo Pojim in a video hit the rope first in a spirit to the finish only reminiscent of the great Akii Bua (a Luo of course). Dude was fast and first with such a wide gap he could have crossed a four and had his second fill of Malwa hot water before the second athlete hit the rope. Unfortunately I can not send you the link to this Luo History except Pojim himself.

Now here is the thingi btwn the two Super Luo macho men mentioned above - the smartypants and the food-lover. Pojim is calm but a rarity in person and in camera altho abundantly available in cyberspace and it is in cyberspace where you will shoot an arrow and never fail to hear  screaming "Ouuuch..!!" from hitting him

Want to meet and know a Master Planner? Go Dholaman Gook. To find the mouthy Dholaman Gook is as easy as stealing your own money from your own pocket. You dont need binoculars, periscope or telescope to spot Dholaman Gook. SImply identify and confirm any foodish area or food court or rising smoke or simply anywhere there is food. You will always find him there. Of all the fotos I have come across of this Luo giant I have always found him dunking huge bites of food or a loaded mouth with food unable to speak. Dude the Dholaman, loves his food. In his house, dont bother looking for him in any other room. SImply walk straight into the kitchen. You will find him doing the obvious. Eating.

Keep running, Timo and Gook, keep spewing them gazelles. You never know when my desperate grand Little Soldiers will catch up with one of your grand-gazelleses.

I love you guys and I am dandy proud of you two - even tho i know i still owe Dholaman $100 bucks. He knows reason why and how come.

There are two well distinctly demarcated reasons I love both of you minus your families. Pojim for being a multidisciplinary Luo deserving of the Crown King of Africa's Luo and Dholaman Gook for love of food. With the two of you on a a balance scale you damn know where I will tilt or incline.

Yikess...!

Its to the foodman. I dont love power bcos power sucks. I love food.

NB: In case you didnt know, these two Luo are not some bonny asses. they are both GIANTS so, bwoys, you no mess with them/ needless to mention, they are also very respectable Luo men.

And,

NB: There is no such thing as Luos. There is no pluralized version of anything Luo. There are no such thing as Acholis, Langis, Jopadholas Alurs or Kumams. Remove or delete the ending "s" to make sense and and earn an entry visa to Luoland - including USA's White House, also a Luoland

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Gwokto La'Kitgum

"Even a small dog can piss on a tall Building", Jim Hightower

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