{UAH} Quotable quotes

#GOLOLA'S FAMOUS QUOTES *When the white man heard about the birth of Golola Moses; Uganda was given independence.
*Golola Moses is the only man who can hang his clothes on the MTN line.
*I can make a woman pregnant by just looking at her.
*I have to tie myself up before going to bed; I might kill myself while sleeping.
*I am the only man who can tear –off face book pages.
*The day I saw Golola Moses on TV,I got scared .Even Golola Moses is afraid of Golola Moses.
*When a car knocks me, it gets injured.
*When mosquitoes bite me; they get sick of malaria.
*I jogged home, leaving my mother in the hospital after giving birth to me.
*Golola Moses is his own ancestor.
*I make Kabale hills tremble with fear.
*My energy is now volcanic, it keeps erupting!I
*When the colonialists heard about the birth of Golola Moses, they immediately granted Uganda independence.
*I’m not a joking subject that’s why UNEB is scared of adding me to their syllabus. I’m sure my name will be an answer to one of the questions in Social Studies in the next PLE.
*.He updates his Facebook status via the ATM machine
*.The car has to look left and right to see if Golola has crossed the road
*.The only one who buys pirated movies, pulls his antenna then watches them in HD
*.The only man who can climb mountain dew
*.The only man who can pocket when he is naked
*.People use windows on their PCs because Golola is standing at the door.

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